Depiction of Bashar al-Assad: Son of a lioness. Pretending to be a lion!

(double meaning- Assad is also the Arabic word for "lion"; and a "lioness" in Arab culture is symbolic for an 'oversexed' woman)

"The day I stop supporting (al-Ahly football club) I will surely be dead" 

(the chant of al-Ahly supporters before the Port Said massacre last year)